It All Began With a Margarita and a Dream

I've been a Licensed Real Estate pro since 2014 but it wasn't until a quarantine happy hour at home in 2020 that Nacho Average Agent was born. 

For ages, friends had asked me what my catchphrase was, but my response was always a shrug because let's be real, they were all way too Cheesy for my taste!
Picture this: It was margarita madness in our kitchen, and I whipped out the box of celebratory cookies I had ordered for my clients. I showed my spicy sidekick, Rich, and he asked why I was going the extra mile. "Other agents don’t do that," he quipped. But with a twinkle in my eye and a hint of liquid courage, I fired back, "Well, honey, I'm Nacho Average Agent." Boom! The catchphrase was born – and it was a gouda one. Now I have a slogan literally made of cheese & my clients can't get enough of Nacho!  

Morning workouts, cuddles with my  dogs + husband, lots of coffee, podcasts, and obsessively scrolling the MLS. 

daily rituals

Walking through a stranger's home, riding ATV trails,  hiking, or playing co-pilot to my husband. 

YOU CAN FIND ME:

B.S. pushy sales tactics, or being fake to impress anyone. With me,  what you see is what you get!

I'm NOT ABOUT:

straight talk, spicy margaritas,  and the "American Dream" with a side of nachos & a sense of humor! 

I BELIEVE IN:

"Real estate is more than a career to me, it is my passion and has been my life in one way or another for more than 2 decades. From my years as a GC for a builder to becoming a licensed Real Estate Agent.

I believe that all home buyers & sellers deserve to have a seamless, positive experience and I work around the clock to make sure I can deliver that promise for everyone involved. If this is the experience you are looking for, let's chat!

My superpower is giving real estate advice and helping you stay calm while navigating one of the biggest decisions of your life! 

There is nothing I love more than the friendships that form over contracts and a cup of coffee or a margarita (seriously, frozen or on the rocks?). I treat my clients like friends and want to create an experience that is memorable, fun and stress free!

New Heights Podcast

listening:

Tacos from Costillo

CRAVING: 

Yes Please! 

READING:

Jalapeno margarita

DRINKING: 

Celebrity Boot Camp

watching: 

Current favorites

Bluebonnet Cafe

Brunch stop:

My Favorite Local Spots

Traveling — especially to cute cafes in Charleston like this one!

my happy place!

The Beach! It's my zone of serenity where all of my best ideas happen.

Accessorizing. I'm that girl with 47 pairs of earrings and a closet of full of shoes. Hey, we all have our passions in life. 

My Favorite Things

Sunshine. Wayfarers kickstarter semiotics, quinoa godard dreamcatcher hexagon pop-up hoodie.

Ice cream. Microdosing gochujang keffiyeh salvia. Hoodie knausgaard art party.

my guilty pleasure

Photos! Hashtag fashion axe palo santo fanny pack, ramps cornhole messenger bag asymmetrical.

coffee


BEACH


EARLY BIRD


TOPSheet


POPCORN


cake


LIME LACROIX

TEA


mountains


night owl


no topsheet


CHOCOLATE


popsicles


PELLIGRINO

Where I stand on the super important stuff... Agree / disagree? 

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“Crystal was AMAZING! She was completely available for any questions or homes we wanted to see along the way. Not only was she a hustler when it came to getting us answers or getting info for us, but her spunky personality made everything fun along the way! I'm not sure many realtors can top this level of service AND fun!.”

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So They Say...

If Cauliflower can be pizza, you my friend, can be a homeowner! Download my free Homebuyer guide to get started. 

Nacho Average Homebuyer's Guide!

Better than Free    Tacos!