It All Began With a Margarita and a Dream

I've held a Real Estate license since 2014 but Nacho Average Agent was established in 2020 during a quarantine happy hour at home. 

For years I had been asked what my slogan was... I didn't have one because they were just all SO cheesy!

Then it happened, there we were, enjoying happy hour margaritas, when I showed Rich (the Jalapeno to my Nacho) the congrats cookies I had just ordered for my clients to celebrate going under contract. He reminded me that I didn't need to do all these extra little things because "other agents don't do that". I replied to him with a slightly tipsy "well honey, I'm Nacho Average Agent. And just like that I had a slogan literally made of cheese! Now many of my clients just call me Nacho. 
  

Morning workouts, cuddles with my adorable dogs + awesome  husband, lots of coffee, podcasts, and obsessively scrolling the MLS. 

daily rituals

Walking through a stranger's home, riding ATV trails,  hiking, or playing co-pilot to my husband. 

YOU CAN FIND ME:

B.S. pushy sales tactics, or being fake to impress anyone. With me,  what you see is what you get!

I'm NOT ABOUT:

straight talk, spicy margaritas,  and the "American Dream" with a side of nachos & a sense of humor! 

I BELIEVE IN:

"Real estate is more than a career to me, it is my passion and has been my life in one way or another for more than 2 decades. From my years as a GC for a builder to becoming a licensed Real Estate Agent.

I believe that all home buyers & sellers deserve to have a seamless, positive experience and I work around the clock to make sure I can deliver that promise for everyone involved. If this is the experience you are looking for, let's chat!

My superpower is giving real estate advice and helping you stay calm while navigating one of the biggest decisions of your life! 

There is nothing I love more than the friendships that form over contracts and a cup of coffee or a margarita (seriously, frozen or on the rocks?). I treat my clients like friends and want to create an experience that is memorable, fun and stress free!

New Heights Podcast

listening:

Tacos from Costillo

CRAVING: 

Yes Please! 

READING:

Jalapeno margarita

DRINKING: 

Celebrity Boot Camp

watching: 

Current favorites

Bluebonnet Cafe

Brunch stop:

My Favorite Local Spots

Traveling — especially to cute cafes in Charleston like this one!

my happy place!

The Beach! It's my zone of serenity where all of my best ideas happen.

Accessorizing. I'm that girl with 47 pairs of earrings and a closet of full of shoes. Hey, we all have our passions in life. 

My Favorite Things

Sunshine. Wayfarers kickstarter semiotics, quinoa godard dreamcatcher hexagon pop-up hoodie.

Ice cream. Microdosing gochujang keffiyeh salvia. Hoodie knausgaard art party.

my guilty pleasure

Photos! Hashtag fashion axe palo santo fanny pack, ramps cornhole messenger bag asymmetrical.

coffee


BEACH


EARLY BIRD


TOPSheet


POPCORN


cake


LIME LACROIX

TEA


mountains


night owl


no topsheet


CHOCOLATE


popsicles


PELLIGRINO

Where I stand on the super important stuff... Agree / disagree? 

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“Crystal was AMAZING! She was completely available for any questions or homes we wanted to see along the way. Not only was she a hustler when it came to getting us answers or getting info for us, but her spunky personality made everything fun along the way! I'm not sure many realtors can top this level of service AND fun!.”

Check out THE REVIEWS

So They Say...

If Cauliflower can be pizza, you my friend, can be a homeowner! Download my free Homebuyer guide to get started. 

Nacho Average Homebuyer's Guide!

Better than Free    Tacos!